Newspaper of the Century | The 2008 Hijinx Awards
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This is living. This is the Living Room. : One of the great challenges facing the government during the votes on... Government to take a stand, following market research : Political anoraks all over the nation can’t stop talking about the... Volcano to shutdown M50 Northbound at Ballymount: In what commentators are calling an act of God, the M50 Northbound at... Global warming re-launched as ‘Good Weather’: Billions of earthlings had their loads lightened this morning with news... Coughlan clears up Fás confusion: Speaking to the Dail this afternoon, Tánaiste Mary Coughlan, tried to...
November 16, 2008
More Obama appointments leaked
Filed under : World News
Barrack Obama, in a move aimed at cementing his bipartisan credentials, appears set to make a number of unusual appointments to his cabinet team. Already widely expected to offer Democrat rival Hillary Clinton the Secretary of State role, the President-Elect is going one step further, reaching out to Frank Philpott, a kid who used to [...]
November 5, 2008
Breaking News: Democrats seal victory in the Beta Quadrant
Filed under : World News
In a stunning turn of events, Senator Barack Obama has sealed election victory in one of the most hotly contested areas of the Milky Way, the Beta Quadrant.
A traditional Republican stronghold, the Beta Quadrant has seen one of the dramatic shifts in voter favour ever recorded. Analysts have attributed the swing to the democratic party’s [...]
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