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Sentinel Snippets – January 6th 2008
There could be good news for workers at Waterford Wedgewood. The troubled crystal and crockery company has debts of €400m but oil rich Dubai has made an offer which would see not only the company move to the Middle-East, but the entire county.
The only sticking point appears to be the war between Waterford and Tipperary [...]
TV3 staff row threatens new schedule
The threat of all out industrial action loomed over TV3 last night as bosses reacted to the worldwide credit crunch with plans to outsource jobs to American companies.
In a bid to save the failing company, who posted losses of €40 just last week, it has been decided to move the entire weather operation to WKBC [...]
TV3 reel in the rodent
TV3 will this evening premiere a new family drama entitled ‘The Littlest Death Gerbil’, the station’s latest attempt to capitalise on the viewing public’s lust for homespun wisdom and sickening torture porn. In a bold move away from their usual diet of eye-gougingly hideous reality television and consistently appalling z-list celebrity chat, the station have [...]

