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It’s a big fucking iPhone. Seriously, what were you expecting?
I’ll keep this brief. We’re big fans of Apple hardware here in Sentinel Towers. Corns uses a Macbook Pro to organise cannibal deathmatches in Liberia. I myself cruise the information pornohighway from time-to-time using one, but never without a microwaved pomelo close by. We have faith in Apple’s ability to produce a great operating system [...]
EXCLUSIVE : Apple’s new iSlate revealed
The Irish Sentinel can blow its own trumpet this morning, and not in the biblical sense, as we unveil the first pictures of Apple’s eagerly anticipated new device.
Nicknamed the iSlate it is set to revolutionise communication, networking and and e-reading. Some of the features of the new device include:
Ecological and environmentally friendly ‘chalk’ with which [...]
Apple sub-notebook to debut on the 14th October
Apple nerds across the globe today were whipped into a frenzy of flubbery joy following the publication of leaked photos of the Cupertino company’s brand new notebook (pictured).
The images appeared on the web just days before Apple’s October 14th media event where Steve ‘El Savior’ Jobs is expected to reveal a hotly anticipated sub-$800 notebook.
Through [...]

