Newspaper of the Century | The 2008 Hijinx Awards

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Lady Gaga to quit social media. For charity. Not for real. For charity. Not how you think. For charity.: 21st century attention seeking. - Let’s have a round of applause, and a... This is living. This is the Living Room. : One of the great challenges facing the government during the votes on... Government to take a stand, following market research : Political anoraks all over the nation can’t stop talking about the... Volcano to shutdown M50 Northbound at Ballymount: In what commentators are calling an act of God, the M50 Northbound at... Global warming re-launched as ‘Good Weather’: Billions of earthlings had their loads lightened this morning with news...
January 27, 2010

It’s a big fucking iPhone. Seriously, what were you expecting?

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier
Filed under : Business, Tech & Web

I’ll keep this brief.  We’re big fans of Apple hardware here in Sentinel Towers. Corns uses a Macbook Pro to organise cannibal deathmatches in Liberia. I myself cruise the information pornohighway from time-to-time using one, but never without a microwaved pomelo close by. We have faith in Apple’s ability to produce a great operating system [...]


January 27, 2010

EXCLUSIVE : Apple’s new iSlate revealed

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Tech & Web

The Irish Sentinel can blow its own trumpet this morning, and not in the biblical sense, as we unveil the first pictures of Apple’s eagerly anticipated new device.
Nicknamed the iSlate it is set to revolutionise communication, networking and and e-reading. Some of the features of the new device include:

Ecological and environmentally friendly ‘chalk’ with which [...]


October 9, 2008

Apple sub-notebook to debut on the 14th October

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier
Filed under : Tech & Web

Apple nerds across the globe today were whipped into a frenzy of flubbery joy following the publication of leaked photos of the Cupertino company’s brand new notebook (pictured).
The images appeared on the web just days before Apple’s October 14th media event where Steve ‘El Savior’ Jobs is expected to reveal a hotly anticipated sub-$800 notebook.
Through [...]