Newspaper of the Century | The 2008 Hijinx Awards

Header Graphic
February 2, 2010

Tallaght layabout makes dream move to Celtic

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

The football world was rocked yesterday as Scottish giants Celtic signed an unknown Dublin amateur just as the transfer window was slamming shut until the summer.
Robert “Robbie” Keane, from Tallaght in South Dublin, signed a 6 month deal with the club with the view to a permanent move in the summer. Speaking to the Irish [...]


January 5, 2009

Keane finding life tough on Merseyside

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

Liverpool and Ireland striker Robbie Keane has blamed his profilic miss rate this season on the fact that he’s finding it hard to get used to life in the north of England.
The former Spurs and Wolves and Coventry and Inter Milan and Fettercairn Rovers player has failed to acclimatise to life in Liverpool after spending [...]


November 7, 2008

Liverpool star suffers burglary

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

Police on Merseyside are appealing for witnesses after yet another burglarly involving a player from Liverpool FC. In recent months as many as seven players have had their houses ransacked as they were playing a match, usually a midweek European fixture, with valuable items such as football shirts, medals, cars and limited edition Phil Collins [...]