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June 10, 2009

Nation bids fond fuck-off to Mary ‘Tooodle-Lou’ McDonald

Gay-Gay Phyl
Posted by : Gay-Gay Phyl
Filed under : Irish News, Politics

News that festering pork-slit, Mary Lou McDonald, has crashed out of public life has been greeted with enthusiasm by anyone with two brain cells to rub together, according to initial reports on the public reaction to last Friday’s elections.
“Who the fuck is she kidding with her stupid face and her crap mullet? She has [...]


October 21, 2008

Independent TD ‘claims’ Mary Harney

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News, Politics

Independent TD Finian McGrath has called on Mary Harney to meet him after Dail today for a punch-up over the medical card issue.
Not content with simply withdrawing support for the government the Dublin North-Central TD has promised supporters that he’ll give the Minister for Health the ‘kicking she deserves’. A friend of McGrath’s told the [...]


September 15, 2008

PDs plan for the future

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Politics

Despite recent talk about the Progressive Democrats coming to the end of their political lives the Irish Sentinel can exclusively reveal that talks have begun which will save Ireland’s most useless political party.
With just two sitting TDs, Minister for Plague Mary Harney, and Noel Grealish, famous more for being the adoptive father of former Republic [...]