Newspaper of the Century | The 2008 Hijinx Awards

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November 16, 2008

More Obama appointments leaked

Geraldine Veronica
Posted by : Geraldine Veronica
Filed under : World News

Barrack Obama, in a move aimed at cementing his bipartisan credentials, appears set to make a number of unusual appointments to his cabinet team. Already widely expected to offer Democrat rival Hillary Clinton the Secretary of State role, the President-Elect is going one step further, reaching out to Frank Philpott, a kid who used to [...]


November 5, 2008

Palin turns to Satanism in wake of election defeat

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Politics, World News

Sources from within the Republicans have told the Irish Sentinel that Sarah Palin has put the blame for the party’s loss in the US Election entirely down to God.
A devout Christian, who believes in creationism, Palin was convinced that her faith in the almighty would be rewarded with victory and is now, apparently, so embittered [...]


November 5, 2008

Breaking News: Early poll results indicate McCain lead

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier
Filed under : World News


November 5, 2008

Breaking News: Democrats seal victory in the Beta Quadrant

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier
Filed under : World News

In a stunning turn of events, Senator Barack Obama has sealed election victory in one of the most hotly  contested areas of the Milky Way, the Beta Quadrant.
A traditional Republican stronghold, the Beta Quadrant has seen one of the dramatic shifts in voter favour ever recorded. Analysts have attributed the swing to the democratic party’s [...]