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January 21, 2010

Benitez thanks black arts for Spurs win

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

Under pressure Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez thanked the club’s fans for their support after they beat Spurs 2-0 at Anfield last night, but die-hard reds may be shocked to know the win came at some cost.
Liverpool have struggled this season, losing and drawing too many games for a team that was tipped to win the [...]


January 5, 2009

Keane finding life tough on Merseyside

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

Liverpool and Ireland striker Robbie Keane has blamed his profilic miss rate this season on the fact that he’s finding it hard to get used to life in the north of England.
The former Spurs and Wolves and Coventry and Inter Milan and Fettercairn Rovers player has failed to acclimatise to life in Liverpool after spending [...]


November 14, 2008

Police to charge Drogba with attempted murder

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has been charged with attempted murder by the Metropolitan Police following the incident in which he threw a coin into the crowd during Wednesday’s Carling Cup defeat to lowly Burnley.
A warrant was issued late last night and in a dawn raid on his Upper Tooting mansion the Ivory Coast forward was [...]


November 7, 2008

Liverpool star suffers burglary

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

Police on Merseyside are appealing for witnesses after yet another burglarly involving a player from Liverpool FC. In recent months as many as seven players have had their houses ransacked as they were playing a match, usually a midweek European fixture, with valuable items such as football shirts, medals, cars and limited edition Phil Collins [...]