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November 25, 2008

Major cuts to be made in public sector

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News, Politics

The Taoiseach and the Minister for Finance are reportedly set to announce major reforms of the public sector that will include significant lay-offs and the rationalisation of more state agencies. It is believed as many as 75,000 jobs could be lost.
Many feel the move is long overdue with bloated agencies costing millions per year on [...]


November 19, 2008

Iris Robinson welcomes most Irish shoppers

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News

It has been widely reported in recent days that many Irish shoppers will cross the border to do their Christmas shopping this year.
With the favourable exchange rate between sterling the euro consumers are voting with their feet and buying groceries, alcohol and their presents in towns throughout Northern Ireland. Despite concerns from the various Chambers [...]


November 17, 2008

Teachers continue to protest at class sizes

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News

Thousands of teachers descended on the Taoiseach’s constituency over the weekend to deliver an angry message to Brian Cowen over Budget cutbacks in education.
Up to 4,000 primary and secondary school teachers and parents stormed O’Connor Square in Tullamore, Co Offaly, roaring slogans to show their anger at Fianna Fail.
President of the Irish National Learners Alliance [...]


October 22, 2008

What a wiki-ed game to play, doctors stunned

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News, Lifestyle

Internet access in operating theatres is to be discontinued at all major Irish hospitals after it emerged doctors are using wikipedia to help perform complicated surgeries.
It was revealed late last week that when Eircom’s broadband service went down in the Dublin 7 area one surgeon had to make frantic phonecalls to a colleague in order [...]


October 8, 2008

TV3 staff row threatens new schedule

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Arts & Ents, Irish News

The threat of all out industrial action loomed over TV3 last night as bosses reacted to the worldwide credit crunch with plans to outsource jobs to American companies.
In a bid to save the failing company, who posted losses of €40 just last week, it has been decided to move the entire weather operation to WKBC [...]


October 3, 2008

Aer Lingus cost cutting measures revealed

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News

With Aer Lingus facing serious losses a raft of cost cutting measures have been proposed to save the company and those are due to be revealed to the stock market later today. As ever the Irish Sentinel strives to bring you the hottest breaking news first and our intrepid reporter posed as a hotel waiter [...]


October 2, 2008

Palin praise for Ireland

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier

Following her purchase of ‘My First Atlas’ from Amazon last week, Alaskan backwater governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is reaching out to America’s christian allies across the globe.
In a press conference earlier today, she praised the catholic church in Ireland for their hard-line stance on abortion.
Palin, increasingly known for her repulsion of logic, claimed [...]


September 26, 2008

Ireland issues Ireland demands

Tadgh Torres
Posted by : Tadgh Torres
Filed under : Sport

Manchester City Star, Stephen Ireland, has issued new Republic of Ireland football supremo, Giovanni Trappatoni, a list of demands which he wants met before he will consider resuming his international career. Irishman, Ireland has not played for Ireland since he controversially left the squad prior to the Euro 2008 qualifier versus Czech Republic in September [...]