Newspaper of the Century | The 2008 Hijinx Awards
Sentinel Snippets - January 6th 2008: There could be good news for workers at Waterford Wedgewood. The troubled... Keane finding life tough on Merseyside: Liverpool and Ireland striker Robbie Keane has blamed his profilic miss... Cowen heads to Las Vegas to shore up public finances: Taoiseach Brian Cowen will leave Ireland for Las Vegas later today in an... 2009 'worst year ever', says New Zealander: New year's eve - a time when many people commit suicide. For those who... Israel condemned for further strikes on Gaza: There was further condemnation of Israel last night as armed forces...
November 5, 2008
Breaking News: Democrats seal victory in the Beta Quadrant
In a stunning turn of events, Senator Barack Obama has sealed election victory in one of the most hotly contested areas of the Milky Way, the Beta Quadrant.
A traditional Republican stronghold, the Beta Quadrant has seen one of the dramatic shifts in voter favour ever recorded. Analysts have attributed the swing to the democratic party’s [...]

