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	<title>The Irish Sentinel</title>
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		<title>Hull City’s Jimmy Bullard suddenly looking more attractive</title>
		<description><![CDATA[via NewsArse
Hull midfielder Jimmy Bullard has suddenly begun appearing  more easy on the eye following the press conference to announce the  arrival of new manager, Iain Dowie. Bullard, who has consistently been referred to by the opposite sex as  having an ‘excellent personality’, is said to be baffled by the sudden  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/18/hull-city%e2%80%99s-jimmy-bullard-suddenly-looking-more-attractive/</link>
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		<title>Not quite model behaviour as spat heats up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two of Ireland&#8217;s top models will fight to the death in an exclusive live bout on TV3 this weekend.
Rosanna Davison, son of nanny shagging crooner Chris de Burgh, and Glenda Gilson, of no esteemed parentage whatsoever, will battle it out in a caged arena at Dublin&#8217;s O2. The pair have been at loggerheads since one [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/15/not-quite-model-behaviour-as-spat-heats-up/</link>
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		<title>Internet battle hots up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Internet was last night preparing itself for an epic battle of halfwits as two of the web&#8217;s biggest sites went to war. Tech analysts are suggesting the scrap between YouTube&#8217;s comments and Chatroulette could be the most &#8216;depraved and utterly cretinous&#8217; in history.
For years YouTube comments have held the honorary title of &#8216;Most retarded [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/09/internet-battle-hots-up/</link>
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		<title>Irish eyes not smiling as emigration heartache hits a broken land once more</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dun Laoghaire Harbour. The  boulevard of broken dreams. A lonely Tayto packet whistles across the  rain-spattered jetty, near where the group of Irish mammies are huddled  in the cold, waving goodbye to their sons. One of them crushes a fag  butt beneath her sodden Louboutins and turns away. She can&#8217;t look [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/03/irish-eyes-not-smiling-as-emigration-heartache-hits-a-broken-land-once-more/</link>
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		<title>Church to move abuse &#8216;into 21st century&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Catholic Church officials have today announced their plans to revolutionise the whole area of child abuse, says our religious correspondant Paddy Winkletwitch.
At a hushed press conference in Dublin&#8217;s five star Crofton Airport Hotel, assembled reporters were told by church officials that public perception of child abuse was at an all time low and that the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/02/church-to-move-abuse-into-21st-century/</link>
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		<title>Cowen to change retirement age</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Taoiseach Brian Cowen has said there are no immediate plans to  increase the existing retirement age for either public or private sector  workers.
However, as Cowen is about a trustworthy as Gary Glitter in a room full of pre-pubscent Asian girls, reports are leaking from Leinster House than an announcement is imminent. The Irish [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/01/cowen-to-change-retirement-age/</link>
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		<title>Ashley &#8216;delighted&#8217; as Cheryl finally gets hint</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sources close to Ashley Cole have said he&#8217;s &#8216;over the moon&#8217; at the break up of his marriage to Girls Aloud singer Cheryl. Cheryl, who came second in Britain&#8217;s most photographed Geordie of 2009 competition behind Sting, made the announcement yesterday after returning from Los Angeles.
The Chelsea player has been the subject of widespread scorn [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/02/24/ashley-delighted-as-cheryl-finally-gets-hint/</link>
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		<title>Life&#8217;s a pitch for Myers as RTE&#8217;s soccer coverage gets shake up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Irish Independent columnist Kevin Myers has emerged this morning as the shock new candidate for a place on RTE&#8217;s football punditry panel. With bosses set to fire former Liverpool midfielder Ronnie Whelan after numerous complaints about his &#8216;high-pitched witless bollocks&#8217;, it seems Myers recent foray into the world of sports analysis has impressed deputy head [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/02/23/lifes-a-pitch-for-myers-as-rtes-soccer-coverage-gets-shake-up/</link>
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		<title>Mossad meets Willie O’Dea for character assassination talks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Israeli intelligence service has taken time out of its quarterly Irish passport panhandling exercise to compare notes about character assassination with the former Minister for Defence, Willie O’Dea.
Speaking on behalf of the visiting delegation, Deputy Mossad boss Finbar McGinty said:
“We were impressed with the direct way Mr. O’Dea tackled his mark. He said to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/02/19/mossad-meets-willie-o%e2%80%99dea-for-character-assassination-talks/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;m a victim&#8221;, says Willie O&#8217;Dea</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In an highly charged interview on RTE&#8217;s News at One, Minister for Defence told Sean O&#8217;Rourke that he was a victim as the controversy over his Limerick Leader interview continued.
The Limerick TD was clearly emotional as recent events had been &#8216;very difficult&#8217; for him in the wake of his allegations against Sinn Fein&#8217;s Maurice Quinlivan [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/02/18/im-a-victim-says-willie-odea/</link>
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