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		<title>Lady Gaga to quit social media. For charity. Not for real. For charity. Not how you think. For charity.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let’s have a round of applause, and a cinder block on the fingers, for Alecia Keys, who came up with the idea of raising money for charity by asking you to pay to see celebrity tweets and Facebook updates. On the face of it, this sounds like real progress – less Lady Gaga, more money [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/11/29/lady-gaga-to-quit-social-media-for-charity-not-for-real-for-charity-not-how-you-think-for-charity/</link>
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		<title>This is living. This is the Living Room.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the great challenges facing the government during the votes on Nice, Lisbon 1 and Lisbon 2 was how to get Irish people to recognise or identify with being European. What they needed was the World Cup, and the Living Room on Cathal Brugha Street. This Sunday, look no further as Spain and Holland [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/07/09/this-is-living-this-is-the-living-room/</link>
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		<title>Government to take a stand, following market research</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Political anoraks all over the nation can’t stop talking about the innovative approach under consideration at cabinet level. Sources say that Taoiseach Brian Cowen and his merry band of feckless heads on sticks are going to ‘take a stand’. The Fianna Fáil party, universally renowned for its ability to avoid the stand, has spotted the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/07/02/government-to-take-a-stand-following-market-research/</link>
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		<title>Volcano to shutdown M50 Northbound at Ballymount</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In what commentators are calling an act of God, the M50 Northbound at Ballymount will be closed due to a volcanic eruption in the area. The volcano, named ‘askmebollix’, has led to 750 metric tons of nonsense being spewed into the airwaves every second as gobshites around the country add their tuppence.
Literally hundreds of people [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/04/22/volcano-to-shutdown-m50-northbound-at-ballymount/</link>
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		<title>Global warming re-launched as ‘Good Weather’</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Billions of earthlings had their loads lightened this morning with news that global warming is entirely attributable to ‘good weather’. Dr. Rajendra Pachauri, head of the UN Panel for Unsubstantiated Claims explains:
“When the weather is good the planet gets warmer. Luckily this melts the polar ice-caps in line with our increasing need for water. The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/04/08/global-warming-re-launched-as-%e2%80%98good-weather%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<title>Coughlan clears up Fás confusion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Speaking to the Dail this afternoon, Tánaiste Mary Coughlan, tried to clear up the confusion surrounding state training agency FÁS after the cabinet reshuffle.
Critics suggested that the Taoiseach had deliberately made the issue bewildering so it would be more difficult for any futher corruption to be unconvered, but Coughlan denied that was the case.
&#8220;At the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/24/coughlan-clears-up-fas-confusion/</link>
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		<title>Clontarf residents &#8216;an example to us all&#8217;, says social commentator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Residents of affluent seaside suburb Clontarf have demonstrated to the rest of the country what needs to be done about the most pressing issues of the day, according to renowned social commentator, raconteur and Ron Watters.
As residents took up their cheaply made signs and Farrah slacks to protest at the opening of a new &#8216;head [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/22/clontarf-residents-an-example-to-us-all-says-social-commentator/</link>
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		<title>Hull City’s Jimmy Bullard suddenly looking more attractive</title>
		<description><![CDATA[via NewsArse
Hull midfielder Jimmy Bullard has suddenly begun appearing  more easy on the eye following the press conference to announce the  arrival of new manager, Iain Dowie. Bullard, who has consistently been referred to by the opposite sex as  having an ‘excellent personality’, is said to be baffled by the sudden  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/18/hull-city%e2%80%99s-jimmy-bullard-suddenly-looking-more-attractive/</link>
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		<title>Not quite model behaviour as spat heats up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two of Ireland&#8217;s top models will fight to the death in an exclusive live bout on TV3 this weekend.
Rosanna Davison, son of nanny shagging crooner Chris de Burgh, and Glenda Gilson, of no esteemed parentage whatsoever, will battle it out in a caged arena at Dublin&#8217;s O2. The pair have been at loggerheads since one [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/15/not-quite-model-behaviour-as-spat-heats-up/</link>
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		<title>Internet battle hots up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Internet was last night preparing itself for an epic battle of halfwits as two of the web&#8217;s biggest sites went to war. Tech analysts are suggesting the scrap between YouTube&#8217;s comments and Chatroulette could be the most &#8216;depraved and utterly cretinous&#8217; in history.
For years YouTube comments have held the honorary title of &#8216;Most retarded [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.irishsentinel.com/2010/03/09/internet-battle-hots-up/</link>
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