The recent terrorist attacks in the Indian city of Mumbai have shocked the world yet cultural experts have declared the events to be of ‘little importance’ and claimed they will be forgotten by history within weeks.
A team of so-called Cultural Scientists set-up by professors and academics at Trinity College in Dublin has outlined the criteria [...]

Somali pirates yesterday furthered their reputation as the world’s most fearsome buccaneers as they hijacked the space shuttle Atlantis.
NASA chiefs were left red-faced when the rag-taggle bunch of raiders, armed only with cutlasses, scimitars and fishing nets clambered up the scaffolding just moments before take off. It is believed they stashed the crew in one [...]

Barrack Obama, in a move aimed at cementing his bipartisan credentials, appears set to make a number of unusual appointments to his cabinet team. Already widely expected to offer Democrat rival Hillary Clinton the Secretary of State role, the President-Elect is going one step further, reaching out to Frank Philpott, a kid who used to [...]

There was further condemnation of Haringay Council in North London today. After seeing Baby P die despite receiving over 60 social worker and hospital visits there have been calls for heads to roll after staff completely missed the fact that a mother ate her own baby.
The incident happened in August of this year. Social workers [...]

With no end in sight to the fighting in the war-torn Democratic Republic of Congo, Trócaire has launched a campaign of awareness in the hope that donations can be increased to help the hundreds of thousands starving and dying in the troubled African country.
The violence increased last August when rebel alliance leader Laurent Nkunda sent [...]

Sources from within the Republicans have told the Irish Sentinel that Sarah Palin has put the blame for the party’s loss in the US Election entirely down to God.
A devout Christian, who believes in creationism, Palin was convinced that her faith in the almighty would be rewarded with victory and is now, apparently, so embittered [...]

John McCain has accused newly elected President Barack Obama of using Jedi help to get elected.
“I think we all know Senator Obama’s connections with both sides of the force. Remember, this is the man who betrayed his friends to Darth Vader yet flip-flopped away from the dark side when things were going bad for the [...]

In a stunning turn of events, Senator Barack Obama has sealed election victory in one of the most hotly  contested areas of the Milky Way, the Beta Quadrant.
A traditional Republican stronghold, the Beta Quadrant has seen one of the dramatic shifts in voter favour ever recorded. Analysts have attributed the swing to the democratic party’s [...]

Continuing our updates on the US election reports are reaching us that Newstalk presenter George Hook, in Washington to cover the historic event, has eaten Sarah Palin’s down syndrome child.
“I just thought it was one of those great big hamburgers you get over here”, said Hook, his jowls wobbling in despair. Station bosses are thought [...]