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March 9, 2010

Internet battle hots up

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Tech & Web

The Internet was last night preparing itself for an epic battle of halfwits as two of the web’s biggest sites went to war. Tech analysts are suggesting the scrap between YouTube’s comments and Chatroulette could be the most ‘depraved and utterly cretinous’ in history.
For years YouTube comments have held the honorary title of ‘Most retarded [...]


February 11, 2010

Google Buzz guarantees social media professional salaries for the next 12 months

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier
Filed under : Media, Tech & Web

Social media experts up and down the country today rejoiced at the launch of Google’s new social media product ‘Buzz’.
“We’ve had a mare of a Q1 so far” said Adele Staunton of leading Irish digital media agency Vapidit.ie
“Our portfolio of expertise was waning there for a short while. People had begun to unlock the deep, [...]


February 4, 2010

High jinks expected at Dublin Web Summit

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News, Tech & Web

Some of the leading figures from the online world are arriving in Ireland to take part in the Dublin Web Summit, which gets under way later today.
More than 400 people are expected to attend the event at Trinity College this evening. Across Ireland web enthusiasts are frantically freeing up enough space on [...]


February 1, 2010

Blogger libel case has media ‘abuzz’

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News, Tech & Web

The Irish media is abuzz with the news that an anonymous blogger has paid an anonymous celebrity an undisclosed settlement in a libel case.
Details are sketchy at the moment but The Irish Sentinel can exclusively reveal the nuts and bolts of the case without naming names. It stems from a blog post made in the [...]


January 27, 2010

It’s a big fucking iPhone. Seriously, what were you expecting?

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier
Filed under : Business, Tech & Web

I’ll keep this brief.  We’re big fans of Apple hardware here in Sentinel Towers. Corns uses a Macbook Pro to organise cannibal deathmatches in Liberia. I myself cruise the information pornohighway from time-to-time using one, but never without a microwaved pomelo close by. We have faith in Apple’s ability to produce a great operating system [...]


January 27, 2010

EXCLUSIVE : Apple’s new iSlate revealed

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Tech & Web

The Irish Sentinel can blow its own trumpet this morning, and not in the biblical sense, as we unveil the first pictures of Apple’s eagerly anticipated new device.
Nicknamed the iSlate it is set to revolutionise communication, networking and and e-reading. Some of the features of the new device include:

Ecological and environmentally friendly ‘chalk’ with which [...]


January 25, 2010

Violent attacks across the nation during boards.ie outage

Fintan Chevalier
Posted by : Fintan Chevalier
Filed under : Irish News, Media, Tech & Web

A number of violent episodes followed in the wake of the boards.ie hack last week. Intrepid forum moderators had no choice but to manifest their Hitler complexes in the so-called ‘physical’ world.
“I moderate my forum on boards with an iron fist. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, fucks with me and gets away it.”
The words of [...]


January 18, 2010

Haiti gives thanks as Facebook status changes bear fruit

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Tech & Web, World News

The people of Haiti were today celebrating the first miracle of the new decade as a mass status change on Facebook instantaneously solved all the problems caused by last week’s devastating earthquake.
As shocked and badly wounded Haitians looked on in wonder, buildings reassembled themselves and rose skywards, services such as water and electricity began to [...]


January 16, 2010

Sentinel to return after satire overload

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Tech & Web

The Irish Sentinel is pleased to announce its return after a months of recuperation and rehabiliation after a satire overdose. The state of the nation saw Sentinel writers produce, but never publish, over 475,057 articles for the month of May alone.
Madness and canibalism ensued, however, normal-ish service will be resumed over the coming weeks.
Thank you,
The [...]


March 4, 2009

Private members club ‘gone to the dogs’, says owner

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Irish News, Tech & Web

A Stoneybatter man’s private club may have to be disbanded after an error in the Golden Pages brought about some unwarranted attention.
The Dublin Groomer’s Association, operating from Dermot Happle’s basement, has been in existance since 1997, the same time at which Yahoo first launched their Java powered chat rooms. Since then it has been a [...]