Newspaper of the Century | The 2008 Hijinx Awards

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September 26, 2008

Ireland issues Ireland demands

Tadgh Torres
Posted by : Tadgh Torres
Filed under : Sport

Manchester City Star, Stephen Ireland, has issued new Republic of Ireland football supremo, Giovanni Trappatoni, a list of demands which he wants met before he will consider resuming his international career. Irishman, Ireland has not played for Ireland since he controversially left the squad prior to the Euro 2008 qualifier versus Czech Republic in September [...]


September 23, 2008

GAA football final to be replayed

Arnold Corns
Posted by : Arnold Corns
Filed under : Sport

The GAA today announced they are considering having the 2008 Football Final replayed due to a breach of one of the most obscure articles of the GAA charter.
Kerry fans may find themselves thrown a lifeline, albeit one too late for the dozens of fanatical supporters who threw themselves from the top of Valentia lighthouse after [...]