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Lady Gaga to quit social media. For charity. Not for real. For charity. Not how you think. For charity.: 21st century attention seeking. - Let’s have a round of applause, and a... This is living. This is the Living Room. : One of the great challenges facing the government during the votes on... Government to take a stand, following market research : Political anoraks all over the nation can’t stop talking about the... Volcano to shutdown M50 Northbound at Ballymount: In what commentators are calling an act of God, the M50 Northbound at... Global warming re-launched as ‘Good Weather’: Billions of earthlings had their loads lightened this morning with news...
April 22, 2010
Volcano to shutdown M50 Northbound at Ballymount
Filed under : Irish News
In what commentators are calling an act of God, the M50 Northbound at Ballymount will be closed due to a volcanic eruption in the area. The volcano, named ‘askmebollix’, has led to 750 metric tons of nonsense being spewed into the airwaves every second as gobshites around the country add their tuppence.
Literally hundreds of people [...]
April 8, 2010
Global warming re-launched as ‘Good Weather’
Filed under : Uncategorized
Billions of earthlings had their loads lightened this morning with news that global warming is entirely attributable to ‘good weather’. Dr. Rajendra Pachauri, head of the UN Panel for Unsubstantiated Claims explains:
“When the weather is good the planet gets warmer. Luckily this melts the polar ice-caps in line with our increasing need for water. The [...]
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