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July 29, 2009

Cancer totally kicking ass in 2009

Gay-Gay Phyl
Posted by : Gay-Gay Phyl
Filed under : World News

The world’s most deadly condition received broad applause yesterday following news that cancer had taken another major motherfucker out. Fresh off the back of some sterling work that spared us a middle-aged, televised Jade Goody, the literate world today rejoiced with the news that King Dong Ill is checking the fuck out thanks to pancreatic [...]