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Ruling province braces itself for dirge of insufferable Munster-ism
Irksome, slack-jawed, Penney’s-frequenting yokels are set to over-run the capital this week end when their considerably better rugby team visits Croke Park to beat the unholy shite out of ‘Lunster’ en route to a Heineken Cup-winning certainty.
Ordinary people, who days ago sent their affection and well-wishes in the direction of the deeply unfortunate Tomas [...]
North Korea launches surprise assault on Christmas #1 spot
His country may subsist on a diet of boiled mud and mysogo-genocide, but that hasn’t stopped Kim Jong Il from launching an early bid to make himself Top of the Pops this Christmas.
The North Korean Premier hopes to croon his way around any number of meaningless UN resolutions to secure a live performance in the [...]
Budget to receive cool welcome, much like visit of uncle who holidays a lot in Thailand with his pals, while leaving wife and kids at home
It may be doom and gloom for economies, but one silver lining this Spring is the booming business of fiscal metaphors. Once the sole province of David ‘pass the cocaine’ McWilliams, this intellectual space is now swarmed by every balding, right-wing, conservative-religious commentator the midlands can cough up.
On Wednesday, Bruce Arnold of the Irish Indepedent [...]
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