A 10 year old boy’s 5 year reign of terror over classmates in a Co.Galway primary school came to an abrupt end last week after his father “Raped the living the shit out of him”

Bully, Butch Masterson, had wreaked havoc over students at St. Lukes Primary school in Tuam since enrolling there as a 5 year old. The 14 Stone behemoth ran riot through the playground each lunchtime administering atomic Wedgies, Mega-Nuggies and piling on anyone that crossed his path, including teachers.

Whent he going gets tough, the tough get touched inappropriately

Described by one former teacher as having more learning difficulties than Helen Keller with Cerebral Palsy, the youth turned to violence to strike fear into his peers.

“Everyday was a nightmare”, remarked one former teacher, “He would march up and down the schoolyard beating on anyone he could get his hands on. Admittedly the only person he could catch regularly was little Adenbiyi Ukelele, the little Sudanese boy with Polio, but we were powerless to stop him, even if we had wanted to. That poor little cripple got the fuck knocked out of him for five years. One time I did try to put a stop to it but I ended up eating the back waistband of my g-string. He was some man for the wedgies, the fat little cunt.”

 When details of the young boy’s ordeal over the same 5 year period came to light they were greeted with great joy at St. Lukes with none happier that little Adenbiyi Ukelele. “I am hoping his asshole very hurt a lots!!”

 Mystery still surrounds the case as many people are finding it difficult to believe that anyone could rape such a fat ugly little bastard when there are plenty of sexy kids so freely available in the neighbourhood.