In a move which has disgusted satirists the world over Ryanair has hinted it might charge people to use toilets on their flights.

Biting, humourous websites across the UK and Ireland slumped against their keyboards, some openly weeping.

“This is awful”, said an unnamed Daily Mash source. “I mean, coin slot airplane toilets from the cheapest airline on the planet. I had three hundred words written on that and now they’re bloody useless.

Damn you, Michael O’Leary. You’ve blurred the lines between real life and satire. I don’t know how we can go on”.

Ryanair is expected to take the wind out of further lampooning by introducing an ‘air charge’, a ’seatbelt depreciation levy’ and ‘No, really, the people who fly our planes are one-eyed, alcoholic, ex-Israeli fighter pilots open day’.