Celebrity party animal Adolf Hitler was spotted in Arnotts of Henry St. today, apparently purchasing refill capsules for his Nespresso machine.

The German socialite, famous for his late night brawling outside local pigsties such as Renards and Ron Blacks, was accompanied by on-and-off girlfriend Eva Braun.

Love is in the Air-notts

The two haven’t been seen in public together since 1945 which, according to inside sources, was an extremely turbulent year for the couple.

We caught up with Hitler in the food court:

“I had a lot on my plate at the time. Between painting, writing, running a business, wiping out a race of people… I hardly had 5 minutes to myself, let alone Eva.

She thought I wasn’t putting 100% into the relationship, that I wasn’t committed enough. To be fair, she had a point. I took on too much at once, really. I mean, what kind of eejit takes on the British, French and Russian armies at the same time, while trying to keep a Wurstenhaus franchise on the go too.

If I have one regret about that whole period of my life, it was taking on that sausage franchise. What the fuck was I thinking? No wonder Eva split. I just wasn’t there for her.

But I think 65 years of hiding in Argentina has brought us closer than we’ve ever been before. We’re renting a flat together on Capel St. now. It’s a grand spot. We’re just seeing how it goes for the time being.”

Die Führer then bought a 3 pack of cotton socks and left.