A new survey released today by IrishCelebs.ie has revealed that the mouth Irish men would least like to put their penis in is that of Fianna Fail TD Beverly Cooper-Flynn.

Flynn beat off the Rancor

The week long poll on the popular website saw many of the usual suspects flood the top of the charts. Mary Harney, Jim Corr, Peig Sayers, the Rancor and Shane McGowan were high on the list but the Mayo TD beat them all off to win the crown.

“For me it’d be just like having your cock sucked by her father, and nobody wants P Flynn to gobble them off”, said Spellbinder465 from Athlone.

“Why would you put your penis into a mouth you couldn’t trust a word to come out of”, quipped R Kelly, Belfast, while ‘Recently fired RTE employee’ said “If that scabby old cunt had been made pay the full amount of what she owed to RTE maybe they’d have been able to pay my wages and I wouldn’t be going hungry every night and my children wearing hand-me-downs from Burmese orphans”.

Dick Twiddler, editor-in-chief of IrishCelebs.ie, said “Some people might think this light hearted but it’s an accurate reflection of public opinion. Men just won’t put their mickey in any old place you know. Those days are gone. The modern Irishman is much more discerning – and before you say it – we did ask lads who’d had a skinful of pints too!”

Other awards handed out by the website included Most Hunky Male (TV3’s Jerome Hughes), Sexiest Female (Mariane Finnucane) and Most Punchable Face (a tie between Ryan Tubridy, Gerry Ryan, Tony Fenton, Eamonn Keane, Derek Mooney, Alan Hughes, David McSavage and Enya).