There were frightening scenes in Manchester this weekend as a real life monster prowled the streets and terrorised passers-by.
Reports were made to police at around 1.30am as revellers in the Princess Street area were faced with the hideous beast. It is thought that the zombie, who had already feasted on the blood and brains of [...]

A County Mayo farmer has been arrested and charged with mass murder as the pork crisis took a sinister turn yesterday. With products heading back onto the shelves and bacon addicts across the land now able to go to bed without seeing dead babies crawling across the roof at them while techno music plays in [...]

Ronnie McGrew appears every Thursday on the Irish Sentinel to talk about the town he loves so well. This week he’s in the festive spirit as he talks about Christmas in Dublin.
Ronnie McGrew may cause side effects such as nausea, diziness, headaches and AIDS.
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There is a giant black hole at the centre of Urlingford, Co. Kilkenny, a study has confirmed.
German astronomers tracked the movement of 28 stars circling the centre of south Leinster, using two telescopes in Chile. The black hole is four million times heavier than our Sun, according to the paper in The Astrophysical Journal.
Black holes, [...]

Katy French has been appointed Managing Editor of Independent Newspapers. “She still got so much sass”, says Tony O’Reilly.
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Irish poultry producers are ‘living in fear’ according to one chicken farmer. “If people think the stuff being fed to pigs and cattle is bad, wait till they find out what shite we give the birds. It’s [...]

There might be still two weeks until Christmas but one Crumlin man is suffering for his attempts to bring Christmas cheer to his neighbourhood.
Steven ‘Dotso’ Doherty, 43, of Bangor Road has become well known for the lights outside his home. Over the years it has grown from a simple set of fairy lights in a [...]

It’ll be lonely next Christmas for cheating Athy housewife Bridget McAuley after her own child stood against her in divorce proceedings from husband Seamus. Bridget’s four-year-old son Otis Jay testified that he had caught his mother in flagrante with a strange bearded man on Christmas Eve of last year.
Courageous tot Otis immediately informed his father [...]

Ireland was thrown into chaos this weekend as pork products were banned from shelves across the country. The ban came as test results revealed the presence of harmful dioxin-like PCBs in the meat.
Without wishing to scaremonger at this difficult time the Irish Sentinel can only come to one conclusion: Ireland is [...]

The mother of Shannon Matthews, whose 24-day disappearance sparked a massive police hunt and media campaign, faces a ’substantial’ jail sentence after being found guilty yesterday of kidnapping her daughter.
Karen Matthews hatched a plan with Shannon’s uncle, Michael Donovan, to keep the child hidden and get rich off the money donated by the public and [...]

Ronnie McGrew appears every Thursday on the Irish Sentinel to talk about the town he loves so well. This week it’s about the most Dublin thing of all, the River Liffey.
Ronnie McGrew should be taken as part of a calorie controlled diet.
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