Reports are reaching the Irish Sentinel that a seven year old boy was arrested in north Dublin this morning and charged with possession of senior citizen porn.

The Garda operation was carried out in conjunction with forces in Europe and North America. It is believed he is being held under section 4 of the criminal justice act which makes it illegal for children to download or distribute pictures of over 70s engaging in sexual acts.

A spokesperson said “We can confirm a primary school student is helping us with our enquiries but we are not at liberty to disclose any more information at this point. His parents have been notified and are spitting mad”.

The child, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is due to appear at the central criminal court at 3.30pm this afternoon.

Senior citizen porn is a growing problem and is more frequently being shared on websites and newsgroups across the internet. It is specifically illegal for children as it exposes them to how horrible and wrinkly their lives will become and studies have shown that minors exposed to these images and videos are 985 times more likely to commit suicide in their forties than normal people.