Sources from within the Republicans have told the Irish Sentinel that Sarah Palin has put the blame for the party’s loss in the US Election entirely down to God.

Palin - hotter than hell itself

A devout Christian, who believes in creationism, Palin was convinced that her faith in the almighty would be rewarded with victory and is now, apparently, so embittered of her treatment by God that she is set to snub him in the worst possible way and worship the devil instead.

An insider told us “She was absolutely furious and could not understand why God had allowed the mulatto, terrorist Muslim to win the election instead of her. She took it as a very personal affront and got down on her knees shrieking ‘Damn you, God. Damn you all to hell’.

She then went on the internet to check the Marilyn Manson homepage which gives full details and workable spells about how to change from Christianity to Satanism. Within twenty minutes she had sold her soul to the Devil in return for a two-term presidency starting in 2012. Her advisors were distraught”.

Palin was also believed to be unhappy at God for allowing the media to continually refer to Obama as an African-American without referencing her own interracial qualities. As the results became clear last night she was heard to say “It’s all Obama black this, Obama black that. I’m half white, half caucasian but you didn’t hear me bleating on and on about getting votes from Chinatown”.

She follows in the footsteps of Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon who both traded their souls for spells in the White House – although it’s believed Reagan’s was returned to his wife Nancy in 1997 after a series of summit meetings between her and the prince of darkness in Iceland.