Newspaper of the Century | The 2008 Hijinx Awards
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November 5, 2008
Breaking news: McCain accuses Obama of ‘using force’ to manipulate vote
John McCain has accused newly elected President Barack Obama of using Jedi help to get elected.
“I think we all know Senator Obama’s connections with both sides of the force. Remember, this is the man who betrayed his friends to Darth Vader yet flip-flopped away from the dark side when things were going bad for the empire. If this is the kind of man America wants in charge then I fear my country”.
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