News just reaching us here at Sentinel HQ is that Senator John McCain has beaten Barack Obama in Compton, Los Angeles.

This is hugely significant due to the fact that only 1% of the population is white while the rest are African-American, Hispanic or House of Pain Irish. Should the trend continue then Obama may find his dreams of being America’s first black president over before they’ve begun.

A statement from the McCain camp says “Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass Republinigga. More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger. I’m a bad motherfucker and you know this. But the pussy ass democratz don’t show this”.

It seems that the all campaigning done in that area by the Illinois senator, and his campaign manager Benson, has been for nothing. Democrats have declined to comment expect for Tipper Gore to insist that McCain have a Parental Advisory sticker attached to his face for the rest of the election.