Famous television turkey Dustin has railed against the tabloid press after this week’s Sunday World printed pictures from a sex tape he made with an unknown woman earlier this year.

Dustin and unknown co-star

The children’s TV star and Eurovision entrant is likely to face a grilling from RTE bosses after embarrassing footage, filmed on a mobile phone, was uploaded to the internet some time last week. It showed the turkey engaging in a number of sex acts, some of which have names, other which are known by just numbers, whilst appearing to snort lines of cornflour, a well known poultry stimulant.

The Sunday World ran an exposé featuring stills from the video, one of which was an uncensored shot of Dustin’s post-coital, slightly flaccid turkey penis. In an exclusive interview with the Irish Sentinel Dustin said “These gougers are nothing but the scum of the earth. The scum of the earth. What happens in the bedroom between two consenting adults is nobody’s business their own. I don’t know how that footage got leaked, I have my suspicions and I’ll be talking to Zig about it later on, but it’s just a complete invasion of privacy and the sooner somebody does something about these red top vultures the better”.

When we put it to him that their might have been a measure of public interest due to the apparent differences between Dustin and his partner he replied “The union between a woman and a rubbery turkey puppet is one of the most natural things in the world. And frankly I don’t trust any of you press any more. Not even the respectable kind like yours. Go on, fuck off now. Fuck off away from me or I’ll smack the tits off ya”.

We made our excuses and left. Dustin is well known for his voracious sexual appetite, admitting in his biogpraphy ‘Gobble me, the the chronicles of Dustin‘, that he had up to three different partners a year and has he has been linked with beauties such as the ginger one from Girls Aloud and panto star June Rodgers.

An RTE source told us Dustin’s position as a children’s TV presenter was now at risk. “It’s not like there isn’t precedent”, they said, “everyone remembers what happens when the story about Bosco, Fortycoats and Zuppy roasting Bjork came out. They were out of there so fast not even Marty Whelan could keep up”.